The Edge Breakfast

What starts as a noble debate over how to give away a billion dollars immediately derails into an unhinged, laugh-out-loud confessional of public panic and gastrointestinal disasters. From corkscrew slide biohazards to high-stakes airport security interrogations over suspicious packages, Dan, Meg, and Cal leave no mortifying detail behind.

Cal, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday with breakfast chat and Cal’s moral dilemma over a huge backyard rat. Listeners weigh in on sharing phone locations after Dan gets busted at sushi. The crew hype GTA VI, replay Cal’s Marketing Monday jingle for Dear Dog, and attempt Easy Money. Rugby legends Kaipua and Piri Weepu join to talk Manu World Championships and prizes. They debate niche “champion” skills, rank Miss Rachel, MrBeast and Prince William on the A/B/C list, and hear the final ‘Imposter’ dating story for a $2,500 Sydney trip. Plus, a Wellington listener wins Electric Avenue tickets after plastering coasters everywhere, and Meg shares an Electric Ave embarrassment. 01:34 Rat House Dilemma 04:14 First Caller 06:53 Location Sharing Drama 10:47 GTA VI Gamer Maths 14:21 Marketing Monday Jingle 17:11 Easy Money Quiz 19:23 Manu Champs Legends 22:55 Niche Skills Callout 27:33 Imposter Recap Sydney Trip 30:58 Scandal Headlines John Lewis 32:23 Song Cover Debate 33:08 Hunger Games Interview Tease 34:33 Dad…

With Clint out, Cal jumps into the hot seat alongside Dan and Meg as sparks fly over New Zealand’s raging fireworks debate, pitting pet-trauma panic against full-blown nanny-state outrage (plus an unprovoked attack on Meg’s fast-fashion cart). Then, absolute chaos takes over as the crew pulls from TikTok’s "20 Easiest Impressions". Watch Meg channel pure voice-acting gold while Cal suffers a legendary meltdown attempting Christopher Walken and a wildly unhinged Owen Wilson!

Cal, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with Dan’s “tough love” motorway cat rescue, Meg’s five-year-old learning sarcasm, and a debate on whether you must warn your partner before inviting friends over. Scandal covers Olivia Rodrigo teasing a Christmas song and Taika Waititi clapping back at critics. The team chats to Elvis, a Tongan runner going viral for dancing at the New York Marathon, plays Easy Money, and asks listeners when they peaked early. Plus: a saucy CarPlay text mishap, best-friend “bits,” the Imposter dating story game, a Marketing Monday jingle for Dear Dog, and Love Jeanie’s dating red flags. 01:08 Daisy Learns Sarcasm 03:25 Let's Settle this 07:24 Scandal 09:56 First Call of the day 12:54 Marketing Monday Jingle 15:36 Elvis From NYC 19:49 Easy Money 21:56 Youngest F1 Champion 23:45 Peaked Too Early 28:57 Melbourne Cup Name Game 32:13 Scandal 34:17 CarPlay Text Disaster 38:11 Bits With Best Mates 48:46 Imposter 57:45 Marketing Monday Jingle 01:01:02 Love Jeanie

What happens when you mix innocent pottery classes with Apple CarPlay and a very ill-timed spicy text? Absolute disaster. In this episode, Dan comes clean about a weekend texting fail that left his wife mortified and her sister traumatized. But before we get to Dan’s "vanilla" dirty talk, we’re ruining the movie Babe with a horrifying bacon rumor, defending a 26-year-old listener named Gary, and debating why you absolutely cannot name a baby just for the cutesy baby phase. Plus, Meg confronts the reality that her name is secretly the most popular dog name in the country. Buckle up!

Clint is still away on safari in Kenya, so Cal joins Meg and Dan for a Monday catch-up covering Halloween trick-or-treating, teens at the door, and Dan’s embarrassing phone calculator history. They share scandal headlines including Harry Styles’ emotional New York residency wrap and Taylor Swift paying Nelly $50k for a brief surprise performance. Listener calls weigh in on marrying young, while Cal admits calling noise control after late-night celebrations. The team debates who should pay on a first date, launches a new week of the dating-story “Impostor” game, crowns a Festie Bestie winner, and picks a dog skincare startup for Marketing Monday—plus an office mystery involving a half-eaten Nutella jar. 04:50 Calculator History Roast 07:34 Scandal Headlines 10:04 First Call of the day 13:27 Naughty 640 20:29 Easy Money 22:16 Young Wedding Debate 30:20 What You Got Updates 34:05 I Saw The Sign Challenge 37:33 Who Pays First Date 44:18 Easy Money 46:30 Imposter Story One 53:55 Festie Besties Winner 55:28…

Between debating a 3-metre telepathy dilemma and reliving Dan’s explosive hallway meltdown at Carl, the crew unpacks a nightmare hotel room trip to Taylor Swift, Dan's undercover second dinner at Nando's, chafed nipple survival tips, and an explosive gym fart sent via voice memo from Clint in Africa.

Dan and Meg host Edge Breakfast while Clint is in Africa, chatting Halloween plans, trick-or-treating etiquette, and when Christmas celebrations should start. They cover pop culture gossip including Wicked press tour discourse and the suggestive Dune Part 3 popcorn bucket, play Easy Money, and share Dan’s infamous childhood ‘ditched undies’ story that sparks listener confessions. Relationship advice heats up over whether revenge cheating is ever justified. In the Imposter game, listeners back Maya, who admits she lied, revealing Amanda told the truth. The show also gives away Katseye tickets and ends with Freaky Friday spooky stories, including eerie kid encounters and unexplained happenings. 00:00 Halloween Kickoff Chat 00:13 Trick or Treat Debate 02:59 Ghosting Horror Stories 04:25 Celebrity Scandal Roundup 06:30 First Call Imposter Game 10:17 When Christmas Starts 14:26 Clint in Africa Giving Back 17:07 Easy Money Challenge 19:11 Ditching Undies Confessions 21:52 Callers Share Undies Dumps 26:23 Employee…

Are we living in a simulation, or are we all just being tracked? Dan, Meg, and Carl unpack listener Adam’s unreal story of bumping into the same high school acquaintance across five different countrie, from a Thai beach to a Costa Rican library. The team dives down a Reddit rabbit hole of mind-bending coincidences, featuring a hang-glider crash that reunited long-lost Kiwi mates, a phone misdial that called the guy sitting directly opposite on the train, and the uncanny feeling that everyday strangers are just malfunctioning NPCs.

Clint, Meg and Dan run Edge Breakfast while sick voices take over, swapping stories from facials to Dan’s awkward stool sample drop-off. They discuss mindless comfort TV, celebrity scandal headlines (Jennifer Lawrence’s school lie and a Hunger Games reunion, plus Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato’s makeup collab), and play Upgrade/Downgrade comparing childhood dream jobs to current roles. Easy Money sees Grace and Jade narrowly miss $1,000 with letters J and M. The team also hears mistaken-identity and travel mishap calls, pushes a listener sign-posting contest for Electric Ave tickets, and continues Dating Imposters with three competing stories (Amanda, Maya, Jesse) as listeners debate who’s telling the truth. The episode ends with Dan’s infamous childhood embarrassment about soiled undies and avoiding someone from his past, prompting more listener confessions. 02:01 Dan Stool Sample Fiasco 04:30 Mindless TV Comfort Shows 07:50 Scandal Headlines 10:21 First Call Hugs And Lies 15:06 Upgrade Or Downgrade 22:19…

Producer Carl fills in as Edge Breakfast dives into Philippa’s hilarious misheard lyrics (“born to be” vs “butter bean”), then listeners share big family drama, including a brother’s emotional affair that forces relatives into the fallout. The team opens the phones on the brutally honest things kids say, sparking stories about “vaginas” and body-part mix-ups. They play Easy Money (letters I and Q), swap right-text-wrong-person disasters, and kick off the Love Island Australia “Imposter” dating-story game. Plus: ridiculous real names, Prince William’s childhood career dreams, red flags revealed too late, and listeners promoting the show with creative signs—including a car wrap. 00:41 Mum Misheard Lyrics 03:15 Family Drama Calls 06:36 Scandal Update 09:18 Anonymous Affair Reveal 13:02 Mean Things Kids Say 19:58 Easy Money 22:33 Wrong Text Chaos 32:46 Funny Names Segment 36:49 Upgrade Downgrade 43:22 Easy Money 46:08 Imposter Dating Twist 53:30 Dan Fakes Hypnosis 58:51 Red Flags Too Late 01:05:02 Listener…

Clint’s away in Africa, so Meg, Dan and Producer Carl run Edge Breakfast with stories from the long weekend, including a trampoline park mishap and a debate over wearing pajamas to the supermarket. They chat pop culture updates like Harry Styles’ “Coming Up Roses,” review Zara Larsson’s show, and play Easy Money. The Imposter returns with a Love Island Australia dating twist and a trip prize, plus the team ranks celebs on the A/B/C-list. Sven delivers a chaotic news roundup, and matchmaker Jeannie answers listener dating questions and matches Dan with celebrity picks. 00:31 Clint In Africa 01:43 Weekend Catch Up 03:01 Trampoline Park Chaos 04:56 First Caller Marina 08:30 Harry Styles Gossip 10:15 Let's Settle this 14:20 Naughty 640 17:29 Zara Larsson Review 21:29 Easy Money 23:22 Never Met A Bad? 30:11 Sven News Roundup 34:22 Billboard Contest 38:39 A Lister Rankings 46:39 Easy Money 49:29 Imposter Dating Story 58:55 Liam Lawson Sings 01:01:40 Love Genie Returns

With Clint off dodging wildebeests in Kenya, Producer Carl and Dan take the mic to dissect the wildest, pettiest, and most unhinged final straws that made women pull the pin on their marriages. From husbands stepping over sick partners to drink water, to hiding inside bedroom closets while their wives investigate break-ins.

Here is this weeks Greatest Eight. Including Dans marketing Monday jingle, Meg and Clints dating cons as well as a Miley Cyrus hit the spot

Meg’s jalapeño-pineapple pickled onion cheesecake unleashes pure office chaos, forcing Theo into a walk of shame straight to the kitchen sink. Plus, Mick pulls the most unhinged R20 dating “icks” from Instagram, from 40-year-olds DoorDashing DVD players to show off high school football tapes, to literal biological hazards, and Creech drops a wildly inappropriate take on eating ass vs. tomatoes

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday Edge Breakfast ahead of a long weekend, give $100 to first caller Sophia, and debate whether the cook should also do the dishes. Scandal headlines cover Pitbull reacting to an unrehearsed J.Lo moment and thriller author James Patterson moving into romantasy. Listeners compete in “Eyes for the Signs” with creative promos, then judge Dan’s brutally honest dating cons. Easy Money stumps callers for $1,000, while Westpac Studio Tap awards $1,000 to Jakey after his son spills Fanta on a PlayStation. Meg reads a poem for her daughter’s 5th birthday, Laura McGoldrick previews a packed sport weekend, and the team taste-test wild food creations, including Meg’s pickled onion cheesecake and Dan’s “hazelnut hog. 02:14 Theatre Talk Jesus Superstar 08:30 Scandal Headlines 11:04 Lets Settle This 14:53 I saw the signs 22:11 Brutally Honest Dating Cons 26:47 Easy Money 28:51 Producers Diary 33:36 Meg Selling Her House 44:34 Westpac Studio Tap 47:02 Pickled Onion Cheesecake 52:19 Easy Money…

Is making a cringe TikTok video actually the key to selling your house? This week, Meg gets ready to put her family home on the market. She shares why she’s terrified of cringey real estate trends and how emotional it is to say goodbye to a house full of memories. Meanwhile, Clint offers a hilarious way to comfort her on move-out day, and Dan plans to crash her open homes in disguise to drive up the price.

Clint, Meg, and Dan return with a big show: Dan upgrades “Hit The Spot” by getting winched up in a flesh-toned morph suit to perform Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” misses the timing, then nails it on the second try. They unpack Dan’s fake neck tattoo mishap, debate who deserves lotto winnings, and hear from Kai who won $800k at 18 and paid off his parents’ house. A caller shares a family intervention over an affair. Scandal headlines tease a new Glee series, Love Island chat reveals a bombshell hasn’t kissed in two years, and Meg’s brutally honest dating cons tap listeners out. The show ends with a disastrous lychee-peanut butter-chocolate-onion creation ahead of Marco Pierre White’s visit. 02:44 Neck Tattoo Disaster 04:38 Family Intervention Drama 09:44 Glee Revival Gossip 10:57 Electric Ave Sign Hunt 15:44 Lotto Money Rules 23:43 Easy Money 25:42 Love Island Bombshell 33:51 Wrecking Ball Rehearsal 36:23 Books by Boomers 39:35 Westpac Studio Tap Winner 42:17 Meg Dating Cons Jury 46:48 Easy Money 48:53…

Clint and Dan are joined by Lucy while Meg recovers at home. The crew kicks off with a spirited physical roast, from measuring eye lengths to debating whether Dan has an underbite, before diving down a bizarre Guinness World Records rabbit hole involving 66-year-old fingernails and the logistics of intimate life.

Meg is off sick so Lucy fills in as the team reacts to a shocking attack on an Australian politician and shares Lucy’s unsettling encounter while walking, sparking a discussion on safety and raising respectful boys. Listeners confess secrets, including a teen locker-room fire, and the crew debates how long a voice message is too long. They cover quick scandal headlines, play Easy Money, and share awkward “teacher in the wild” sightings. “Hit The Spot” voting selects Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” with plans for an over-the-top studio setup. They launch a sign promo for Electric Ave tickets, preview the Imposter dating edition to win Sydney trips, chat to a Love Island Australia bombshell, debate GTA NPC flirting, swap worst-timed holiday stories, and check in with the Arvo Show living in a camper van at Spark. 00:00 Morning Kickoff 00:46 Early Text Awards 02:25 Lucy Street Encounter 05:46 Secret Confessions Call 09:49 Scandal Headlines 11:38 Voice Message Limits 16:55 Naughty 640 Dakota 22:41 Hit The Spot…

We thought we were having a normal morning with Lucy filling in until she genuinely asked if porcupines live forever because they are nocturnal. Between measuring eyeball distance live on air and exposing Dan's childhood mermaid costumes, things spiralled fast. Grab your headphones, you are not ready for this mess!

Meg is away sick so Lucy fills in as Clint and Dan kick off Tuesday with early-texter medal awards, a debate about scheduling texts and using ChatGPT for grocery lists, and Clint’s mission to catch a mouse humanely. Caller Alice returns with a story about her sister winning the South African lotto and the crew gives away $100. Scandal includes Selena Gomez saying vaping changed her voice and Kings of Leon announcing a 2027 Auckland Domain show. Comedian Chopper joins to plug his NZ tour, Gemma shares doing Olivia Dean’s nails backstage, Dan debuts a chaotic Macarena jingle, listeners share wild “right after birth” stories, and the team tackles A-lister rankings, forever engagements, and more giveaways. 02:20 Mouse Droppings Panic 05:50 First Call Alice Returns 09:43 Scandal 11:47 Chopper Gold Interview 15:40 Olivia Deans Nail artist 20:16 Easy money 22:45 Marketing Monday 30:06 Postpartum Pressure Talk 37:16 Kings of Leon Giveaway 39:04 Tuesday News Radar 41:37 Brutally Honest Dating Cons 46:06 Westpac…

Dan gets into a full-blown yelling match with a nosy neighbour over sidewalk parking, complete with Hannah stepping in and threats of running people over. Meanwhile, Meg puts Dan's intelligence to the test with a "Quiz for Dummies" to redeem his math abilities from last week, featuring a lifeline call to Clint and a very confusing riddle about cats and mice. Plus, the team tracks down an old booster math classmate, and the studio text machine gets flooded with NSFW insults.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with holiday chatter, Halloween costume predictions and a recap of Olivia Dean’s delayed but “worth it” gig. They take calls for “I still haven’t…” (including a listener who’s never left New Zealand), debate wedding gift spending, and hit Scandal headlines on Harry Styles, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. Dan’s struggle solving 11×11 leads into Quiz for Dummies, while Easy Money nearly lands $1,000. They judge ultra-honest dating “pros and cons,” prank-call Clint’s mum as Santa, test 24-hour business jingles, get celebrity matches from a matchmaker, give away a $1,000 Westpac card, and reveal a hilarious sign-download website mix-up. 01:45 Coffee Catchup 05:13 First Call Confessions 08:33 Scandal 11:08 Top Halloween Costumes 15:41 Dan vs 11x11 19:32 Quiz for Dummies 22:47 Easy Money 25:04 Ocean Dating Honesty 38:15 Small Business Jingle Returns 41:38 Wedding Gift Debate 48:56 Easy Money 51:15 Santa Calls Mum 58:12 The Love Jeanie 01:08:12 Westpac Studio Tap Win 01:10:39…

Here is this weeks Greatest eight, including our famous marketing monday jingles and a few of your best stories from some of our phoner segments.

The team take on a viral mailbag dilemma... would you take a guaranteed $500 or risk it all on a 10% shot at $10,000? After trying to test the odds with a live random number generator, the team dives into the darkest, weirdest search histories caught on partners' phones, from accidental crack-withdrawal Googling to catfishing for unsolicited photos.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a Friday show with roll call, jokes about Clint’s headaches and a chat about his changing “Christian” image, plus music talk including Zara Larsson’s “Blue Moon.” They call a texter, Gemma, as First Call of the Day and give her $100. On the Overthinkers podcast, Boss Jack admits he wore a rude T-shirt to work for two years without noticing. The team revisits shocking foreign objects found in food, plays Easy Money, and shares a Producer’s Diary recap. Listeners also call in with random places they found love, while the Edge Arvo team gives away the last Olivia Dean tickets in Auckland. 00:00 Friday Roll Call 00:46 Headaches And Health 02:10 Clints Christian Era 04:54 Music Swap Debate 05:28 First Call Gemma Wins 08:16 Scandal Zara Larsson 10:24 Overthinkers Boss Tee 13:48 Tooth In Chocolate 16:39 Food Surprise Calls 19:55 Easy Money Letter E 23:03 Producers Diary Highlights 28:06 Mum Plays Wingman 31:19 Weird Places To Meet 32:10 Party Bus Romance 33:12 Gay Bar Stripper Love 35:36…

Clint, Meg and Dan bite back against sticky summer weather, viral plane drama, and the chaos of retirement home romance. Clint’s unstoppable libido forces the team to start a relentless "NOW" drinking game, leading up to an unannounced studio pop quiz that catches boss Jack red-handed in a shockingly offensive t-shirt.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast with listener roll call, an embargoed Street Fighter premiere chat, and a wedding music fail story that wins Paris $100. Scandal headlines cover Celine Dion’s Barbie doll, Paul McCartney’s thoughts on modern music, and a Tate McRae teaser. They reveal New Zealand’s best sausages, including the taco snag from Mapari Meats, then debate safe words—from kids’ “octopus” to bedroom and party code words. Easy Money features a disastrous round with Kane and a better attempt from Roshana. The team also shares pet hates, prizes via Westpac Studio Tap, door-knocking to place show signs, “Books by Boomers” dating tips from 1958, and shocking stories of teeth, toenails, and rat tails found in food, before interviewing the sausage award winner. 02:12 Coffee Catch Up 05:30 First Call Wedding DJ Fail 08:37 Scandal Headlines 10:33 Best Sausages List 14:41 Naughty 640 Safe Words 23:46 Easy Money 27:03 Weekend Gig Plans 31:31 Miley Or Jamie Game 35:16 Pet Peeves Vent Session 39:10…

The team unpack everything from workplace boundary lines to high-stakes property predictions. Meg gets called out for her "favourite sister" status after Clint confesses his strict rules around farting in front of hot girls vs. airing out his pre-show bodily functions in the studio. Meanwhile, Dan faces the music over a tragically dead lemon tree left behind at his rental, and the team addresses fan mail accusing Clint of flexing too many luxury holidays.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with graduation songs and school memories, then revisit their improvised small-business jingles. Scandal covers Khloé Kardashian feeling creeped out by a TikTok teacher and Olivia Rodrigo teasing a Chappell Roan collaboration. The team debates how long leftovers are safe, with a food-industry caller warning chicken or fish should be eaten next day. Lotto winner James shares that his partner of six years left two weeks after his $850,000 win, sparking calls about worst-timed breakups. Easy Money is played twice, Jeannie from Shortlist Dating gives DM advice, and listeners share outrageous app messages. John Aitken plugs Lessons on Living, and the crew admits their election-park sign stunt was illegal. They finish with slogan T-shirts, news, and festival updates. 00:52 Graduation Song Memories 02:56 School Years Debate 04:47 Jingle Challenge Recap 08:16 Scandal 09:57 Lets Settle This 14:47 Lotto Winner Breakup 19:27 Worst Timed Breakups 24:19 Easy Money 27:10 Dating Turnoffs List…

Lotto winner James returns to the podcast after picking up his massive $850,000 jackpot, but the celebration takes a dark, chaotic turn. Just weeks after taking home the life-changing money, James reveals his partner of six years suddenly did what!? Plus, after weeks of subtle jabs and backhanded compliments, Clint, Meg, and Dan pull out their burn books. The hosts go head-to-head in a brutal, hilarious "Pokémon battle" of the worst insults they've secretly logged about each other behind the scenes, ranging from body odour attacks to total career disrespect.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday by debating the worst day of the week and dive into Meg’s nightmare navigating SkyCity-style car parks with duplicate bay labels. First caller James updates the team after winning $850k lotto, spending $13k on his son’s race car, and warns how his winning ticket was briefly lost. They argue whether you should eat when your meal arrives before others, then reveal a 200-man “Ultimate Fart Club” and play a 32-second fart. Easy Money gives away $1,000, Tova O’Brien previews the 1 News multi-party debate, the team discusses election sign rules, Kelly Clarkson’s $15k bird-store dispute, Homegrown tickets, chaotic live business jingles, Westpac prizes, and wild ex requests like officiating an ex’s wedding. 02:17 Parking Garage Chaos 06:10 Money Stories Call In 11:18 Scandal 12:36 Dinner Etiquette Fight 17:09 Ultimate Fart Club 23:02 Easy Money 25:36 Tova O'Brien 29:11 Election Sign Rules 31:22 Free Promo Corflutes 34:12 Kelly Clarkson Drama 39:14 Homegrown Tickets Giveaway 41:36…

From Jimmy Fallon's viral party games to Conan O'Brien’s surgeon-level stress ratings for late-night hosts, the team puts their own skills to the test. Watch as Meg forces Dan and Clint through high-stakes fake news breaking updates involving stolen sausage rolls and missing school shorts before Meg's own chicken-on-the-loose bulletin goes completely off the rails.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a rainy Monday debating why spring “sucks,” celebrating an All Blacks win, and teasing giveaways including Westpac prizes, Easy Money and a Sydney trip to see Harry Styles. Meg shares being recognized at Butterfly Creek, while a listener who worked at Australia Zoo recalls meeting the Backstreet Boys and Paul Walker. Scandal headlines cover Kim Kardashian’s F1 redemption and Troye Sivan’s video with Ian McKellen. The team argues over lotto daydreams, Dan’s nude “before” fitness photos, updates the A‑Lister rankings, gives away Air Points and Scotch Fingers, creates business jingles, and debates taking kids out of school for holidays. 00:00 Monday Morning Reset 01:51 Weekend All Blacks Recap 04:05 Meg Recognized In Public 05:22 First Call A List Celeb encounters 09:09 Scandal Headlines Roundup 12:25 Lotto Winners Dream Spending 16:15 Naughty 640 23:16 Easy Money 25:14 A List Tidy Up 30:38 Westpac Studio Tap 33:34 Scotch Finger Giveaway 37:31 Willy McBiscuit Appears 40:49 Male…

Clint, Meg and Dan are back from their holiday! Here is the top 8 moments from this week Including Hit The Spot, a few of your wild phone stories as well as one of our most wholesome winners from the Olivia Dean nice to each other competition.

The team stumbles across the Friday finish line with a few wild confessions: Meg turns her house into a hotel while flirting via family banter, Dan panics over taking stark-naked body transformation photos, and Clint sparks an uproar by claiming he has 43 close friends. Plus, Reddit meetup debates, an AI country remix for Guess the Fart, and Clint’s latest acoustic studio weapon.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with Christmas countdown chatter, then revisit Dan’s Jason Derulo “Hit The Spot” performance and the surprisingly thirsty comment from Dan’s mum. The Wheel of Random Yarns lands on wedding stories, with a caller describing her brother being lifted by a runaway marquee. Naughty 640 reveals 11.3% of adults admit to shoplifting, prompting anonymous confessions and caller stories. Easy Money brings heartbreak when a fast run is ruled incorrect, before listeners compliment the team to enter an Olivia Dean ticket draw, which Christine wins. The episode also features producer diary highlights, Jeannie from Shortlist Dating on dating bios, and more show banter. 00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter 01:29 Hit The Spot Recap 10:54 Wheel of Random Yarns 11:37 Wedding Marquee Disaster 14:41 Shoplifting Stats Debate 20:19 Caller Kiwi Scam 23:45 Easy Money Challenge 28:44 Olivia Dean Compliment Game 34:19 Producer Diary Highlights 38:12 Scandal Headlines Roundup 49:23 The Love Jeanie 57:12 Easy…

Clint gets put in the hot seat after taking some heat for not being funny, leading to a hilarious 2-minute comedy intervention with Megan. The crew dissects the most popular (and most annoying) seats on public transport, complete with Dan's obsession with trains and a heated debate over backward-facing bus seating. Plus, Dan reveals a deeply traumatic and deeply hilarious childhood memory involving the high-speed hydroslides at Waiwera Hot Pools, and the gang contemplates whether they’d survive a simulated apocalypse.

lint, Meg, and Dan kick off with newsreader Glen’s “thirsty” beer comment before diving into beatboxing throwbacks and a book blurb request about recycling hotel soap to help global hygiene. They plug the uncensored Overthinkers podcast, debate postpartum definitions, and roast each other with a “mean quotes” list. Easy Money returns with planking attempts, near-miss answers, and a Wheel of Random Yarns winner after Sophia’s terrifying Bali monkey attack and rabies shots. They tackle dating dealbreakers (men who don’t read), new dining discounts via Eatclub, mispronounced names, feeling old facts, and “Nice to Each Other” Olivia Dean ticket compliments. Dan performs Hit The Spot to Jason Derulo in full leather. 01:57 Beatboxing Throwback 03:37 Book Blurb Email 08:15 Postpartum Definition Fight 10:58 Scandal 14:26 Monkey Attack Call 18:27 Naughty Jury Game 21:07 What Ya Got 27:17 Easy Money 29:15 Over 35 Vitamin Gummies 44:31 Wrong Name For Two Years 51:22 Easy Money 55:07 Hit The Spot Returns 01:01:01…

The team tackles listener feedback, heated medical debates, and mind-bending internet dilemmas! First up, Chantelle sends in an amazing message after 16 years of listening! But things quickly spiral when Clint tries to tell Meg how long "postpartum" actually lasts (spoiler: Meg is not having it). Then, Dan introduces a viral "Would You Rather" involving human-sized rats, rat translation duties, and career moves as a rodent. Finally, the crew opens up eight mysterious envelopes containing secrets about the future, including the date you die and what happens after death.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast with banter about catchphrases, a zoo slide mishap and painful “ouch my privates” stories, including Meg’s flying fox incident and a caller’s pole-dancing injury. They cover scandal headlines about Justin Timberlake’s “boots and cats” noises and Nickelodeon slime’s edible recipe, react to the leaders’ debate chaos, and discuss an ASOS hack by asking what people wouldn’t want leaked. The team plays Easy Money, reviews the New York Times’ top TV shows, and recommends Celebrity Traitors UK. They share a 1958 list of ways to find a husband, crown the Scotch Finger over the Tim Tam, take calls on occupations to avoid dating, feature psychic medium John Edward reading for a listener, and end debating whether it’s weird to sleep in your parents’ bed. 00:31 Show Teasers And Slogans 01:43 Zoo Slide Disaster 04:58 Ouch My Privates Calls 09:41 Scandal Headlines 11:50 Leaders Debate Chaos 18:42 Worst Leak Confessions 22:11 Easy Money Letter 24:29 Top TV Shows Countdown 34:10…

The team tackle a tricky social dilemma: if you bring raspberry slices to a client meeting, are you allowed to eat one yourself? That conversation triggers a flashback to when Meg sang the St. Pierre’s Sushi jingle to company founder Dave, a moment so awkward that Clint and Dan refused to save her. Later, the team looks at a backcountry bidet for campers, and Clint reveals he pays $40 a month for AI to fix his fridge's ice maker. However, giving the app full access to his email and calendar leaves the crew questioning his data privacy.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast grumbling about a new studio mirror and missing couch, then tease giveaways including a Harry Styles Sydney trip and Olivia Dean tickets. They share a surprising Mr. Bean episode count, take listener facts about platypus milk secretion and venomous males, and run scandal headlines on Kim Kardashian’s dating comments and Andrew Garfield’s fear of fatherhood. The crew debates washing brand-new clothes, plays Easy Money, and reviews Jason Derulo’s high-effort concert. Jack Tame joins to discuss the leaders’ debate and Vote Compass, before the show argues over NZ’s best biscuit—Scotch Finger, Mallow Puff and more. 00:00 Morning Mirror Meltdown 01:30 Show Teasers and Giveaways 02:10 Coffee Catch-Up Mr Bean Fact 04:35 Dan's Mr Bean Impression 05:27 First Caller Platypus Milk 09:09 Scandal Headlines 11:32 Eldest Child Double Standards 12:26 Harry Styles Sign Contest 17:42 How Often to Wash Clothes 25:16 Easy Money Letter 27:46 Jason Derulo Recap 37:08 Pretending You Know…

Clint, Meg, and Dan return from a week off, give away $100 to their first caller, and share stories from the break— including witnessing the classic “When are you due?” blunder. Meg reacts to a viral motherhood ad about parents pretending they’re coping, and Clint describes an unexpected birds-and-bees chat sparked by Scattergories. The team tackles rental disasters, discusses open relationships and survey stats, and introduces a “compliment us to win Olivia Dean tickets” segment. They also celebrate Pure Mama’s surprise Anne Hathaway shout-out, hunt for a business for Meg to endorse, and roast everyone’s first-ever Instagram posts. 00:00 Back From Break 00:44 Too Tired To Function 02:13 Holiday Catch Ups 04:54 First call of the day 07:50 Celebrity Gossip Roundup 11:08 Motherhood Honesty Ad 15:26 Birds and the Bees chat 19:27 Bella Returns To Studio 22:58 Easy Money 26:37 Van Flat Tire 33:07 Open Relationship Stats 38:04 Dan Roleplay Scenario 39:45 Compliment to Win Tickets 44:02 Listeners Compliment Meg…

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